Well you would all laugh if you could see me now. I look like a little old granny all wrapped up in fluffy pajamas, big socks, my dressing gown with a blanket over my knees and a little heater under my desk! Lol :) Not quite the sexy image you probably have in mind! ha :)
I am feeling this cold and I just want to stay tucked up and warm, maybe hibernate during these cold winter months :)
Well today I want to have a whinge about a couple of things...
Firstly I found a thread online that really bugged me, it was about whether it is safe to go down on a working girl. It made my blood boil!
I think when guys don't give me oral sex it's for one of 3 reasons they either think...
1- I'm paying so I don't have to
2- She's probably dirty and riddled with stds
3- She's so experienced in this sex business and I don't want to make a fool of myself if I get it wrong, so I won't bother trying/ or I don't know how to
Well here's my answers to that load of codswollop!
1- No you don't but I offer a GFE and the more you put into giving me pleasure and making me comfortable the more you will get out of our meet, as believe me, you will reap the benefits ;-) If people can't be bothered with me, then I can't be bothered with them, simple.
2- Generally escorts are cleaner than your average bird that you meet out on the town pulling a different guy when she's pissed, and shagging him without protection. I personally know non escort girls that shag around without using protection. It's very silly indeed!
Ok so when I first started working as an escort, I went to the std clinic and got the all clear. I explained I was going to be escorting so they gave me hepatitis B jabs, and something else I can't remember. They gave me advice on how to be safe. They know that I kiss and offer owo but have sex w. Yes there are risks but they aren't high, and touch wood I've never had a problem. I go every 3 months to get myself checked out and I've always been fine. I hate the way that people assume that every escort is shagging multiple men daily! We are ALL different. I average about 2 dates a week as they are usually dinner dates or overnights. So when I average out the dates I have I know there are hundreds of random women shagging around weekly that are in more danger than I am.
I kid you not once I had a condom split and my client told me a week or so later that he'd caught something off me. I was waiting for my results and when they came I was clear. It transpired that his wife had been shagging someone from her local gym and he'd caught something off her! But obviously he thought he'd caught it from me 'the dirty escort'!
3- I find that often the people that give the best oral sex are the most inexperienced, because they are ever so gentle, and eager to learn. A lot of the time men are too eager and it's not pleasant. It's difficult as all us women are different and like it different ways, so you can't use one set rule with everyone. Personally I like light featherlight strokes, anything more than that is uncomfortable. And if you don't know how to it's simple! Ask! I am more than willing to guide people :)
And my second whinge is kissing... yea I know that you know I don't like slobbery kissing ;-) Well it's true, so why do so many do it?
My dear lady friend who gives me facials had been on one date with a guy she really liked. He's been stalking her with calls ever since as he obviously really liked her, but she didn't want to see him or speak to him because she couldn't bear his kissing. It was all slobbery!
Thing is most women are like her they won't say anything so people think its ok to slobber.
When I kiss someone I don't want a drop of slobber on my face afterwards. It makes me queezy. I don't have a very big mouth so when people are almost eating it off it's hideous, especially when they are combining the kiss with a neck clamp, so I can't get away! Clamping someones head in a lock with your elbow and pulling them towards you is just as bad in my opinion as slobbering, but the two together is a nightmare!
Maybe I should offer a kissing service and teach you lovely gents how to kiss! It all starts with the kiss so once you get that right you're onto a winner! :)
Tuesday 25 November 2008
Sunday 16 November 2008
Escort blog - Girls night in....
Well what fun I had on Friday! Here I am with one of my best friends P :) I went around to hers all bare faced for a girls night in, and found that our good friend Jo wanted some saucy photos taken to send to her man who's birthday it is next week and who's away at the moment.
I self appointed myself as make up artist and did Jo's make up. Kate ended up doing costume, supplying hats feather boas and other props. We then preceded to direct her all thinking we were David Bailey, advising her on provocative poses. We took 500!!! :)
More wine later and we're all done up! P did my make up and Kates. We each took photos of each other, some on our own some together. We had a whale of a time dressing up and trying out various poses. 'Stick your bum out more', 'more nipple', 'put your left leg down', 'hold your tummy in'... I can't remember the last time I had so much fun! We think we might make it a regular thing.
I bet there was a few guys wishing they could have been flies on the wall, or even the photographer. The more wine we had the more naughty we became ;-)
Anyway thought I'd tease you with that little bit of goss!
Toodle pip, Bea XXXXX
I self appointed myself as make up artist and did Jo's make up. Kate ended up doing costume, supplying hats feather boas and other props. We then preceded to direct her all thinking we were David Bailey, advising her on provocative poses. We took 500!!! :)
More wine later and we're all done up! P did my make up and Kates. We each took photos of each other, some on our own some together. We had a whale of a time dressing up and trying out various poses. 'Stick your bum out more', 'more nipple', 'put your left leg down', 'hold your tummy in'... I can't remember the last time I had so much fun! We think we might make it a regular thing.
I bet there was a few guys wishing they could have been flies on the wall, or even the photographer. The more wine we had the more naughty we became ;-)
Anyway thought I'd tease you with that little bit of goss!
Toodle pip, Bea XXXXX
Saturday 15 November 2008
Monday 10 November 2008
Escort blog - Thugs on the road!
I was walking across a road in town Saturday with one of my regular elderly gents (72) who was taking me shopping, when a car ran him over at the lights!
I hadn’t realized but as I waited seeing the red man appear at the lights, he’d started walking across the road, and by the time he’d got to the 3rd car out of 4, the lights had turned to green. The young boy racer in his new mini had decided that although there was an old man in front of his car he was going to put his foot down and knock him over to teach him a lesson. So I watched from the side of the road, horrified as John, my date, was driven into, went across the bonnet of the car (the car was still going forwards), landed in front of the car, before the driver finally decided to stop, as ultimately if he’d gone on any further he’d have killed him!
I do not believe for one second that the guy didn’t see John. When you stop at lights all you do is watch people crossing and you don’t accelerate to move your car forwards without looking through your windscreen. Also the young guy never once said that he didn’t see him, which if you didn’t, you would. Instead he just kept apologising and saying the lights were on green.
In front of the forth row of cars was a taxi, and he stopped too to offer help. John did not want a fuss and would not let me call the police or ambulance – after all he wasn’t supposed to be in Nottingham. How would he explain that one to his wife when he got back to Scotland?
I thought after of a million and one things I should have said and done at that moment. I wished I’d taken the guys registration number, keyed his car, given him more grief, hit him in the face. My main concern was for John though so all I could think about was him, and I was in shock so not really thinking straight. He hobbled across the rest of the road with me guiding him, to my car in the car park. I was bawling my eyes out, and couldn’t stop crying. He kept saying he was fine, but I’m sure he would just say that anyway!
In the car he took off his jacket. There was no hole in his jacket but there was in his shirt and his elbow was bloody. When he rolled his sleeve up I could see his bone as the cut had gone so deep. He would not let me take him to hospital. I was so worried about him, and more so because he wouldn’t get it looked at and I didn't know if he was in shock. I certainly was and it didn't even happen to me!
I walked him back to his car to make sure he got back safely across the roads, and asked him to call me as soon as he got home to let me know he was ok.
As I was with my sister still shopping at 5.30 p.m. he called me to say he was back at home and felt the same as he had when he’d left me.
Thankfully he could actually walk. If the accident had been any more serious and he’d have had to be hospitalized how would he have explained that one to his wife who he was supposed to be picking up from the airport Monday?
I just find it so disturbing and distressing that someone could purposefully knock over an old man! What kind of sick person does that?
I hadn’t realized but as I waited seeing the red man appear at the lights, he’d started walking across the road, and by the time he’d got to the 3rd car out of 4, the lights had turned to green. The young boy racer in his new mini had decided that although there was an old man in front of his car he was going to put his foot down and knock him over to teach him a lesson. So I watched from the side of the road, horrified as John, my date, was driven into, went across the bonnet of the car (the car was still going forwards), landed in front of the car, before the driver finally decided to stop, as ultimately if he’d gone on any further he’d have killed him!
I do not believe for one second that the guy didn’t see John. When you stop at lights all you do is watch people crossing and you don’t accelerate to move your car forwards without looking through your windscreen. Also the young guy never once said that he didn’t see him, which if you didn’t, you would. Instead he just kept apologising and saying the lights were on green.
In front of the forth row of cars was a taxi, and he stopped too to offer help. John did not want a fuss and would not let me call the police or ambulance – after all he wasn’t supposed to be in Nottingham. How would he explain that one to his wife when he got back to Scotland?
I thought after of a million and one things I should have said and done at that moment. I wished I’d taken the guys registration number, keyed his car, given him more grief, hit him in the face. My main concern was for John though so all I could think about was him, and I was in shock so not really thinking straight. He hobbled across the rest of the road with me guiding him, to my car in the car park. I was bawling my eyes out, and couldn’t stop crying. He kept saying he was fine, but I’m sure he would just say that anyway!
In the car he took off his jacket. There was no hole in his jacket but there was in his shirt and his elbow was bloody. When he rolled his sleeve up I could see his bone as the cut had gone so deep. He would not let me take him to hospital. I was so worried about him, and more so because he wouldn’t get it looked at and I didn't know if he was in shock. I certainly was and it didn't even happen to me!
I walked him back to his car to make sure he got back safely across the roads, and asked him to call me as soon as he got home to let me know he was ok.
As I was with my sister still shopping at 5.30 p.m. he called me to say he was back at home and felt the same as he had when he’d left me.
Thankfully he could actually walk. If the accident had been any more serious and he’d have had to be hospitalized how would he have explained that one to his wife who he was supposed to be picking up from the airport Monday?
I just find it so disturbing and distressing that someone could purposefully knock over an old man! What kind of sick person does that?
Friday 7 November 2008
Escort blog - Fire Walk...
Last night I did my first fire Walk and it was something that was organized through my Aikido dojo. It was truly amazing and quite extraordinary. I feel invigorated, energized and as though I can do anything in my life that I put my mind to!
We had 2 hours of motivational training before we walked the fire. We learnt about positive thinking, and having a positive attitude and how we carry ourselves and how what we say verbally or tell ourselves in our minds affects our well being.
Being interested in people and psychology I found it incredibly interesting. So many of us tell ourselves that we can't do things over and over again, and create invisible barriers in our minds that stop us achieving our goals, creating negative anchors by repetition.
The more you tell yourself you can't do something, the more you reinforce yourself that you can't.
We learnt how strong the mind is, by imagining holding a lemon, smelling it, feeling it, then cutting the top off it and peeling it. Through doing this most of us actually smelt lemon. Our mind had conjured up the smell! Fascinating.
Once you realize how powerful the mind is you can use it to have a positive impact on your life and change your thinking in a positive way, which in turn will have a positive impact on your life.
I've learnt a lot about this sort of thing at Aikido and it has changed my life for the better.
80 of us walked the fire last night. It was 1200 degrees when we walked but no one felt the heat, and everyone was cheering everyone on. It was liberating. I was literally buzzing afterwards. I strongly recommend people to try it. Obviously professional people come and set the fire up and test it, it's not something you can safely do yourself!
Have a peek at these sites....
http://www.ukfirewalk.com
http://www.nlp-now.co.uk/nlp_negative_anchors.htm
http://www.nlp-now.co.uk/nlp_anchor_hunt.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aikido
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn59zha-uAQ
On the You tube clip look how much energy the kick boxing guy is using compared the the effortlessness of Aikido!
We had 2 hours of motivational training before we walked the fire. We learnt about positive thinking, and having a positive attitude and how we carry ourselves and how what we say verbally or tell ourselves in our minds affects our well being.
Being interested in people and psychology I found it incredibly interesting. So many of us tell ourselves that we can't do things over and over again, and create invisible barriers in our minds that stop us achieving our goals, creating negative anchors by repetition.
The more you tell yourself you can't do something, the more you reinforce yourself that you can't.
We learnt how strong the mind is, by imagining holding a lemon, smelling it, feeling it, then cutting the top off it and peeling it. Through doing this most of us actually smelt lemon. Our mind had conjured up the smell! Fascinating.
Once you realize how powerful the mind is you can use it to have a positive impact on your life and change your thinking in a positive way, which in turn will have a positive impact on your life.
I've learnt a lot about this sort of thing at Aikido and it has changed my life for the better.
80 of us walked the fire last night. It was 1200 degrees when we walked but no one felt the heat, and everyone was cheering everyone on. It was liberating. I was literally buzzing afterwards. I strongly recommend people to try it. Obviously professional people come and set the fire up and test it, it's not something you can safely do yourself!
Have a peek at these sites....
http://www.ukfirewalk.com
http://www.nlp-now.co.uk/nlp_negative_anchors.htm
http://www.nlp-now.co.uk/nlp_anchor_hunt.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aikido
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn59zha-uAQ
On the You tube clip look how much energy the kick boxing guy is using compared the the effortlessness of Aikido!
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